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Well it appears that we have reached the sub my “compadre”. But unfortunately this is where we must part, as I am no longer allowed in this building after last year’s “incident”. But I leave you with a choice: A choice that will change your life. I offer you two options. You take the “nougat” – and you walk into the SUB, a normal student, with a normal life. But, if you truly “caramel”, you will consume the caramelized sugar, you will join me, a man with many fates, and many cavities. Together we can… (approaching sirens) Oh shit it’s the cops! I must depart! (cartoon running sound effect). (In the distance he gets tasered).