3: Price Chopper

Next is dinner. This one would be tricky, if not for the Price Chopper that just opened up across from the ShopRite. You walk down the air-conditioned aisles and peruse the dozens of free samples. Your dinner consists of ham bites, hummus, and mango guacamole, which you decide you don’t like after the sample lady hands you the fifth dixie cup. You hear a low, creaking groan, like a tree in a storm before it snaps at the crook. Maybe dinner isn’t sitting well. No matter. Self care for the win! Cat pic for you!