Hunter
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What is UP, brah? After spending so much time grinding in the lab, figured I’d come out and flex on all the amateurs in the real world too. Gotta work on the brains and the brawn, cha feel? Speaking of which, I’m glad you’re here, not because it’s you necessarily, but more because I need to tell somebody about how sick this new app I’m working on is. I’m gonna be real with you, there’s no way that Apple can reject this one just because they didn’t take the last four. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary, am I right?? Pretty sure that’s a Wayne Gretzky quote. Anyway, I’m working on this thing that will monitor how long you’ve slept for, and then once you’ve gotten the bare minimum, it wakes you up in order to maximize productivity. How do you expect to succeed if you’re not awake to do it?? Sleep when you’re dead, bro. There is no off-season. Oh yeah, what did you want again? Right, I know I beat all your asses in wallet-tag, but I don’t have it. Anne was helping clean up afterwards, so maybe she snagged it. Obviously, Kim and Adam were playing too so it can’t hurt to ask them. Regardless, I can feel my heartbeat slowing back down so I gotta get back to it. Good luck!
