14 OPTION ONE
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OPTION ONE
OSCAR Ah, are you still on the phone?! It’s rude to listen to other people’s conversations! Wait, are you still on your way? Oh. Oh, you poor, stupid sucker.
Cop cars approach in the distance
MALE VOICE If you picked Option One, your story has ended. Instead of an emotional reunion out of a rom-com, you get handcuffs slapped on your wrists, twenty-five years for something you didn’t do, and emotional scarring. If only you’d invested in some better legal services! Thanks for playing! Please return your knife to the plant you found it in for the next player's convenience.
