START - Your Old Friend

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AUTOMATED CALL Welcome to your historical One Direction walking tour. This tour will guide you around significant spots, showing you all of Harry, Niall, Louis, Liam, and Zayn’s favorite locations in a city close to their hearts, Lincoln, Nebraska. If you are currently seated on the benches outside Southeast Community College, please continue with this call.

OSCAR Ah, sorry, old boy! I can’t keep this going any longer. It’s quite ridiculous! It’s your old chap from Uni, Oscar! You remember me, right? From your foreign exchange trip? I have to admit, I thought the tour was a preposterous idea! I don’t believe Harry Styles could even point out Lincoln on a map! But I know SOMEONE has a One Direction shrine in their closet, and I knew you just couldn’t resist! One of the most brilliant schemes, I should say! You are probably rather disappointed that your afternoon has been ruined, but I had to bring you out to this location, and I couldn’t risk you getting suspicious of my motives and not showing up. Not that my motives are at all suspicious!

MALE VOICE You have now discovered that your long-awaited, exciting afternoon has all been a hoax, planned by this person you met once at a party in Oxford three years ago! Do you let them speak?

Option One: No! You are weirded-out that they remember you have a One Direction shrine in your closet, but mostly, you are super upset that they tricked you! You hang up the phone.

Or

Option Two: You are weirded-out, but they have piqued your interest. Maybe this will be more exciting than a One Direction tour of Lincoln! You keep listening.

If you picked Option One, please stand up and walk about twenty paces around the corner to your left. If you picked Option Two, please stand up and walk about twenty paces to your right.